How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do.
thaNK YOU SO MUCH
i feel like this is cheating at the gunshot or firework game
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books are just dead tattoed trees
That’s metal as fuck
What if Disney renamed all their other princess movies to random adjectives like they did with Tangled, Brave and Frozen?
Hahaha this is so funny I think my favourite is Beached hahaha
The three kids I babysit were so confused when I laughed so hard I almost fell off the couch when this part came on.
nothings worse than passing up an opportunity you know you would’ve enjoyed because of the fear of being judged
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please please please I want to hear you lovely humans stories :3
A penguin who was previously made a Colonel-in-Chief of the Norwegian Army has been knighted at Edinburgh Zoo.
Penguin Nils Olav has been an honorary member and mascot of the Norwegian King’s Guard since 1972.
Over the years, he has been promoted through the ranks after being adopted by Royal Guard who visited the zoo.
During the ceremony, Nils had a sword dubbed on each side of his head, where his shoulders should be, to confirm his regimental knighthood.
The proud penguin was on his best behavior throughout most of the ceremony, but shortly before the ritual was concluded and possibly suffering a bout of nerves he was seen to deposit a discreet white puddle on the ground.
Sir Nils Olav the penguin.
Sir Nils Olav. Living the dream.
I salute you, Sir Nils.
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
Bowie: (Sees Joffrey) YOU REMIND ME OF THE BABE
Joffrey: WHAT BABE
Bowie: That one (Points at Jaime Lannister)
You look eerily like him
Him when he was younger
Almost like you were his…
Jaime Lannister: (SWEATS NERVOUSLY)